Voice 1: (Slightly British major domo uppity) What every young person needs is to consume their vegetables with proper etiquette.
Voice 2: (fun loving male adult figure, mocking British voice) That may work across the pond (end voice mock) But here in ‘merica we’re about fun – like Town and Country Barbecue Smokehouse at the Rec. Yeah, we’ve got great kids, need a bit ‘o time with an adult male, and nothin’s better than barbecue, bowlin’ and bondin’. C’mon, you’re in the area, pick up a ball, feast on Town and Country Barbecue and (mocking British again) Come mentor some youth (end mock), at the Rec. Visit Welcome to the Rec dot com for details on a day you’ll want to repeat over and over.